Gene Simmons Is a Powerful and Attractive Man: And Other Irrefutable Facts

A Gene Simmons parody book, "Gene Simmons Is a Powerful and Attractive Man: And Other Irrefutable Facts," is scheduled to be released on March 31, 2015.

The earth revolves around the sun. The sun revolves around Gene Simmons, and Gene Simmons revolves around nothing.

In this authorized parody of one of rock and roll’s biggest icons, fans will find incredible “facts” about the legend that is Gene Simmons, peppered with words of wisdom straight from the Demon’s tongue, hilarious reactions to Gene from kids, reimagined movie posters featuring Gene Simmons in the title role, and much, much more.

You can order the paperback book now for under $13.00, or the Kindle version for $8.00.